39 wEEKs

I've had this song in my head for like 10 weeks now. It's a Backyardigans song.
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It especially pops into my head whenever I put another item of clothing of mine into the "you're too large to wear this" box.
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Or whenever I have to pull my shirt down to cover my ever increasing belly; or pull up my pantalones over my ever increasing gluteus major maximus.
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Or whenever I catch myself in an object with reflecting properties.
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Here's how it goes [with a little exchange of words in a couple places]:

"nobody's bigger than the PrEgO
nobody's quite as large as me
nobody's bigger than cArrIE

i'm huMUNgous!

wouldn't you agree?

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i'm large, i'm huge

enormous, tall, and grand

i can pick up your whole house

and hold it in my hand

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i'm wider than a valley

and taller than a tower

i can lift an apple tree

and sniff it like a flower

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i'm vast, immense

happy, and gigantic

i'm bigger than the ocean

Pacific and Atlantic...

nobody's quite as large as me

i'm HUGE-MUNGOUS!

wouldn't you agree?"

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Oh yeah, this song is sung by a hippo.

Appointment today: no progression.